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HubCap
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THE LIE DETECTOR
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3/15/2011 8:38:10 AM
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> THE LIE DETECTOR
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> John was a salesman's delight when it came to unusual gimmicks.
> His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
> One day John came home with another of his unusual purchases.
> It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
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> It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
> returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late..
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> "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked
John.
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> "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,"
> said Tommy.
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> The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
> completely out of his chair.
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> "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
really
> were after school."
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> "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.
> "What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
> "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
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> The robot went to Tommy again and slapped him off his chair.
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> With lips quivering, Tommy said, "I'm sorry I lied.
> We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
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> "I'm ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age,
> I never lied to my parents."
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> The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly
> knocked him out of his chair.
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> Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,
> "Boy, you asked for that! You can't be too mad with Tommy.
> After all, he is your son!"
>
> The robot walked up to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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muddauber
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THE LIE DETECTOR
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3/15/2011 9:41:33 AM
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lol. Good one.
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