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HubCap
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Who is in charge
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4/4/2011 7:47:39 AM
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the
body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate
oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food
and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body
wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to
see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible
for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so
in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach
was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the
blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
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The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work...
The a** hole is usually in charge
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