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HubCap
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Little Johnny
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4/16/2011 10:47:58 AM
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year-old son, Little Johnny, comes home unexpectedly. He sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that Little Johnny is in there already.
Little Johnny says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Little Johnny: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice'
Little Johnny: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Little Johnny: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Little Johnny: '$250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that Little Johnny and the lover are in the closet together.
Little Johnny: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Little Johnny: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks Little Johnny, How much?'
Little Johnny: '$750'
Man: 'Sold.'
A few days later, the Dad says to Little Johnny, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
Little Johnny says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Little Johnny: '$1,000'
The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost.
I'm taking you to church, to confession.'
They go to the church and the Dad makes Little Johnny sit in the confessional booth and closes the door .
Little Johnny says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that sh*t again; you're in my closet now.'
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