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HubCap
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DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!
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5/15/2011 8:10:35 AM
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Three women die together in an accident
And go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here in heaven:
Don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
There are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
And although they try their best to avoid them,
The first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day,
The second woman steps accidentally on a duck
And along comes St. Peter,
Who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together
With the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and,
Not wanting to be chained
For all eternity to an ugly man, is very,
VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months
Without stepping on any ducks,
But
One day St.Peter comes up to her
With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
.... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says,
'I wonder what I did to deserve being
Chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says,
'I don't know about you,
But I stepped on a
Duck.
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Mack
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Welcome Back, HUB
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5/15/2011 9:07:55 AM
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We were worried about you.
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| Name: |
HubCap
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Welcome Back, HUB
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5/15/2011 9:39:54 AM
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Nothing wrong, just a little R&R
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Tall Cotton
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Welcome Back, HUB
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5/15/2011 5:57:02 PM
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Your absence made us realize how much we appreciate you and you jokes!!
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lakngulf
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Welcome Back, HUB
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5/15/2011 7:24:20 PM
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Glad you are back Hub.
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muddauber
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Welcome Back, HUB
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5/16/2011 8:48:17 AM
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Welcome back. We have missed you and the jokes
Watching out for the duck. Years ago in the Manoy Creek area there lived a blind duck. Least, they thought it was blind. There are several reports of skiers seeing a duck flying over the water, and next thing was the duck crashing into the skier.
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Summer Lover
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Welcome Back, HUB
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5/16/2011 10:59:33 AM
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That would leave a mark....
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architect
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Welcome Back, HUB
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5/16/2011 8:21:52 PM
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Three cheers for Hub...and his return from...where-ever! Hope ypou enjoyed the R&R!!
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Jack4tide
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Welcome Back, HUB
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5/17/2011 3:30:03 PM
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Very Glad you are back, The "jokers" that tried to fill in for you were not very good,,, No more R&R for you!
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