Any truth to the rumor that as soon as the Bingo Trial is over that the Feds are ready to go with BigFoot on trial. Seems they have wiretapped the Sports Forum, McGill's facebook page and Talisi's cats and have all the evidence lined up for a quick conviction. Here are the main counts:
Causing great anticipation for College Football season to start Creating sports social to bring in the season and reward the "winners" Using laundry quarters to help make the predictions Bringing lake martin forum to a crawl on Sunday morning when so many people sign on to read the results, otherwise known as "mindless babble"
..will not even go to trial....I am pleading GUILTY on all counts with the agreement that I will get a HD television with DISH, a computer with high-speed internet, 3 squares a day (banana pudding at least once a week) and also a maid to come in daily and clean my cell. They are asking me to turn State's evidence against LNG, the dauber, and all their cronies. Well, that was the tough part until I re-read my plea agreement...no problemo. Long live FootballPalooza and may only the best of chefs be hired at the Big House! War Eagle!!
Ya'll mean to tell me that LNG has been wearing a wire underneath his speedo when we have met up for boat rides with Mcgill? Now I know why he never wanted to sit back by that Etec 250!! Afraid of the feedback!!
Careful big guy. You might wind up in Club Med with my Cousin Giuido. But you gotta watch out for Uncle Giuseppe. You really want to stay away from him.