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Name:	HubCap -	Reply
Subject:	I'm My Own Grandpa
Date:	7/12/2011 5:25:08 AM

Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy. I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother to the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my stepmother. Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, it simply drives me wild. For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!!

Name:	muddauber -	Reply
Subject:	I'm My Own Grandpa
Date:	7/12/2011 7:55:44 AM

lol. That's just too complex for one cup of coffee.

Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	I'm My Own Grandpa
Date:	7/13/2011 8:52:34 AM

Mudd', do like me, try it again late this afternoon with a couple of gin and tonics!! It'll probably make perfect sense.

Name:	muddauber -	Reply
Subject:	I'm My Own Grandpa
Date:	7/13/2011 9:08:20 AM

Been so many years since I drank, couldn't handle a couple of anything. Could never be an alcholic. Never had no tolerance for booze.

Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	I'm My Own Grandpa
Date:	7/13/2011 1:11:36 PM

Good for you!! I've never had a problem with it and haven't even been even close to drunk in 40 years, but a tall G & T with lots of ice, some lime and a dash of cointreau on a shady screen porch with a ceiling fan turning above sure does please me when it 97F with 75% "humanity" in Atlanta!!

Name:	HubCap -	Reply
Subject:	I'm My Own Grandpa
Date:	7/13/2011 4:21:14 PM

I had an alcohol problem one time myself, change bars and bingo!!!! that fix the problem ( LOL )

Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	I'm My Own Grandpa
Date:	7/14/2011 6:56:26 AM

I heard a TV standup comic say "I do not have a drinking problem...I drink, I get drunk, I fall down...there's no problem if I simply stay on the floor."

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