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HubCap
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Bedtime Prayers
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7/15/2011 7:45:00 AM
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> Bedtime Prayers
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> A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her
> a story and listened to her prayers which ended by
> saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy,
> God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."
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> The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye
> Grandpa?'
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> The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just
> seemed like the thing to do."
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> The next day grandpa died. The father thought it
> was a strange coincidence.
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> A few months later the father put the girl to bed
> and listened to her prayers which went like this,
> "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-
> bye Grandma."
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> The next day the grandmother died.
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> "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in
> contact with the other side."
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> Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed
> the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and
> good-bye Daddy."
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> He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep
> all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to
> his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had
> lunch and watched the clock.
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> He figured if he could get by until midnight he
> would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so
> instead of going home at the end of the day he
> stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch
> and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight
> arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
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> When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen
> you work so late. What's the matter?"
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> He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just
> spent the worst day of my life."
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> She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll
> never believe what happened to me. This morning
> my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my
> lesson!"
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muddauber
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Bedtime Prayers
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7/15/2011 8:13:43 AM
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Reminds me of a line in a book. "I don't want to know how long I am going to live. Just where I am supposed to die. I'll make sure I never go there."
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