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architect
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Last Rites
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8/3/2011 7:45:03 PM (updated 8/3/2011 7:47:47 PM)
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A man is struck by a bus while he rushed to cross a busy street. He is laying on the street badly injured and near death. As a crowd gathers someone notices that the man is whispering "A priest please, a Catholic priest." Someone says to those around them "He needs a priest, is there a priest here?" A cop shouts "PLEASE, WE NEED A PRIEST, IS THERE A PRIEST IN THE CROWD?" Minutes pass as the man's life is ebbing away. Finally out of the gathering steps a very old bearded Orthodox Jewish man in a long coat and black felt hat. He says "Mistah politzeman, I am not a priest but I'm lifing for 50 yearz beside a big Catolick church und every day I'm hearink wot dey say. I tink I can remember zom of it zo mayby I can be a comfort to diz man." The policeman agrees and escorts the old man through the crowd. He helps the old man kneel down beside the injured man. The old Jewish man says in a solemn voice..."B-5...I-19...N-38...G-54...O-73..."
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Summer Lover
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Last Rites
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8/4/2011 2:44:31 PM
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LOL - priorities, I guess..... I had far too many stale crackers and grape juice when I was a kid...
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