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Alligator diet
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8/9/2011 9:07:44 AM
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Two Alligators were sitting around talking, and the smaller
Alligator turned to the bigger one & said, 'I can't understand how you can be so
much bigger than me. We are the same age and we were the same size as kids. I
just don't get it.'
Well,' said the big Gator, 'what have you been eating?
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down on the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by
the Capitol.'
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and I wait
for one to unlock the car door. Then, I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake
the sh*t out of them, and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem.
You're not getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking
the sh*t out of a politician, there's nothing left but an a**hole with a
briefcase.
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