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HubCap
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Cletus and Billy Bob
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8/13/2011 9:20:55 AM
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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day
when, through a gap in the
Door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual
striptease in front of an
Old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette,
and gently slides off first
The right strap of his overalls, followed by the
left. He then hunches his
Shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,
lets his overalls fall
Down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid
shirt. Then, grabbing
Both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal
his stained T-shirt
Underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the
T-shirt from his body, and
Hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What
the heck are you doing,
Billy Bob?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me,"
says an obviously
Embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been
havin trouble lately in
The bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested
I do 'something sexy to A tractor'."
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