Forum Thread
(Lake Allatoona Specific)
10 messages
Updated 9/15/2018 8:58:07 PM
Lakes Online Forum
65,081 messages
Updated 2/21/2020 11:48:37 AM
Lakes Online Forum
5,018 messages
Updated 2/21/2020 12:24:16 AM
(Lake Allatoona Specific)
3 messages
Updated 1/18/2009 7:29:44 AM
Lakes Online Forum
3,955 messages
Updated 2/20/2020 4:09:22 PM
Lakes Online Forum
4,175 messages
Updated 2/15/2020 2:41:04 AM
Lakes Online Forum
2,915 messages
Updated 2/21/2020 7:15:23 AM
Lakes Online Forum
79 messages
Updated 2/10/2020 3:56:40 AM
Lake Allatoona Photo Gallery

Name:   HubCap - Email Member
Subject:   Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims.
Date:   8/28/2011 9:19:51 AM

. Straight forward country thinking. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim If you have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim

Quick Links
Lake Allatoona News
Lake Allatoona Photos
Lake Allatoona Videos

About Us
Contact Us
Site Map
Search Site
Advertise With Us

Copyright 2020, Lakes Online
Privacy    |    Legal