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More musings of a troubled mind
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9/4/2011 11:47:13 AM
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The pneumatic tire was invented in 1887. Since that introduction, there has not been a single day when Sears did not have them on sale.
There was a time when I only had to worry about death and taxes...now I also have to worry about shipping and handling.
Some idiot told me that there was once a time when you could purchase a tee shirt that didn't have writing on it.
There is one major difference between my boss and the Pope...I only have to kiss the Pope's ring!
Research has shown that it is impossible to go to any airport or rail station restroom in the country that doesn't have an "A" frame sign at the door reading "CAUTION - WET FLOOR".
The best birth control is to always think about raising a teenager before before you think of having sex.
I know a lot of people think I'm ugly and stupid. Well...It just so happens I am not ugly!
I read that 3 out of 5 people suffer from hemorrhoids...gee, I'm I to assume 2 out of 5 enjoy them?
It is a supposed fact that one of every 4 babies born will be Chinese...That is not so...My wife just gave birth to our 4th child and the baby shows absolutly ne signs of being Chinese.
I have an 84 year old friend who has a photographic memory...too bad he ran out of film 15 years ago.
When I get lost in thought I am in very unfamiliar territory.
If you are every arrested it is wise to remain silent because anything you say will be misquoted against you.
Statistics have shown that if you have a 50/50 chance of getting something you really really want and need, there is a 90% chance you won't get it!
It is just my opinion, but it seems to me there is ample evidence to indicate that research causes cancer in rats.
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