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HubCap
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A glass of wine
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10/11/2011 10:11:35 AM
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A glass of wine
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don''t and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria
found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &; beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it''s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of sh*t
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There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I''m doing it as a public service
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