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HubCap
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Dear Tide:
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Date:
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11/3/2011 12:57:01 PM
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>> Dear Tide:
>> I am writing to say
>> what an excellent product
>> you have.
>> I've used it all of my married life,
>> as my Mom always told me
>> it was the best.
>> Now that I am in my fifties
>> I find it even better!
>> In fact, about a month ago,
>> I spilled some red wine
>> on my new white blouse.
>> My inconsiderate and uncaring husband
>> started to belittle me
>> about how clumsy I was,
>> and generally started becoming
>> a pain in the neck.
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>> One thing led to another
>> and somehow I ended up with his blood
>> on my new white blouse!
>> I grabbed my bottle
>> of Tide with bleach alternative;
>> to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
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>> In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday
>> told me that the DNA tests
>> on my blouse were negative.
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>> Then my attorney called
>> and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance
>> of
>> my husband.
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>> What a relief!
>> Going through menopause
>> is bad enough without being
>> a murder suspect!
>> I thank you, once again,
>> for having a great product.
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>> Well, gotta go.
>> I have to write to
>> the Hefty bag people.
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