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HubCap
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You guys or y'all ?
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11/13/2011 4:59:14 AM
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> The top 31 things that you will never hear a Southern boy say:
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> 31. When I retire, I'm movin' North.
> 30. Oh I just couldn't. She's only sixteen.
> 29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
> 28. Duct tape won't fix that.
> 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
> 26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
> 25. You can't feed that to the dog.
> 24. That car is too old and unsafe to drive.
> 23. Wrestling is fake.
> 22. We're vegetarians.
> 21. Do you think my gut is too big?
> 20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
> 19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
> 18. Who gives a rat's a** who won the Civil War?
> 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
> 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
> 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
> 14. Trim the fat off that steak.
> 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
> 12. The tires on that truck are too big.
> 11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
> 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
> 9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
> 8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
> 7. Checkmate
> 6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
> 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
> 4. I don't have a favorite college team.
> 3. You guys.
> 2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Becky Mae.....darlin'
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> AND THE NUMBER ONE THANG THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
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> 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!
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