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Help the preacher
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11/24/2011 6:39:01 PM (updated 11/24/2011 6:53:50 PM)
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The much loved local Baptist preacher tells his hushed congregation that he is resigning his post to go to a much larger church that is able to pay him a salary sufficient to support his growing family. The congregation is shocked and saddened by the news.
First Joe Johnson, the local auto dealer, stands up and says "Preacher we just ain't gona let you go. I pledge right now that if you stay I'm gona give you a new Chevy every year and your beautiful wife a mini-van to haul the kids!" there are amens and shouts from the pews.
Next butcher and meat dealer Sam Brown stands and says "Preacher I can provide you all the steaks, chops and chickens you and yo family need for as long as you stay and guide this church to the greater glory of the Lord!" The congregation erupts with appause and hallelujahs!
Harold Morton, the town entrepreneur and richest citizen, jumps to his feet "Preacher, I declare here in the presence of the Lord and his people, if you remain with us I will personally pay you every year the entire salary the other church is offering plus 20% more." There is great rejoicing and singing from the church!
Finally Mildred Jones, 86 years old, shouts "Preacher, If you stay I will give you as much sex as you want!" The congregation gasps and falls into nervous whispers and finally complete shocked silence. Mildred's 90 year old husband Walter looks as if he is going to crawl under the pew. The Preacher, blushing, asks "Sister Mildred, whatever possessed you to say such a thing?"
"Well, I asked Walter what we might do to help and he said to me 'he//, I'd say just screw him as far as I'm concerned'."
HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND MAY ALL HAVE A QUICK RECOVERY!!!
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