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architect
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The wino
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12/16/2011 8:08:43 AM (updated 12/16/2011 8:12:59 AM)
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A wealthy businessman is approached by a homeless man who asks for $10. The businessman asks "If I give you money I suspect you will go and spend it on booze."
"No sir...I am complete teetotaler. Liquor never crosses my lips."
"Well, I expect you will spend it on some frivolous activity...maybe go down to the lake buy some bait and spend the day fishing."
"No. not me. Fishing is a waste of time."
"What would you do if I gave you $100...I'll bet you would go golfing."
"Sir, the way I'm dressed how do you think I could even get close to a golf course?"
"Well, get in my car, I'm taking you home with me."
"Do you have work for me at home?"
"No, I just want to show my wife what actually becomes of a man who doesn't drink, fish or play golf!"
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