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Name:	HubCap -	Reply
Subject:	Asking Mommy
Date:	12/17/2011 7:42:29 AM

Little Johnny and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older. Little Johnny then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weight?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this too, as you grow up." Little Johnny still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now." The Little Johnny , frustrated, sulks until he is dropped off at a friend's house to play. He consults with his friend about him and her mother's conversation. His friend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license. It's just like a report card from school. It tells you everything." Later, the Little Johnny and her mother are out and about again. The Little Johnny starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are, You're 32 years old." The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?" The Little Johnny shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weight. You weight 130 pounds." "Where did you learn that?", said the mother again. The Little Johnny says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an "F" in sex."

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