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HubCap
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1/2/2012 5:08:11 AM
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> Can you cry under water?
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> How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> assassinated instead of just murdered?
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> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
> in for eternity?
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> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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> What disease did cured ham actually have?
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> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
> good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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> Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like
> every two hours?
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> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
> to look at things on the ground?
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> Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
> They're going to see you naked anyway...
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> Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
> crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
> dogs!
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> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
> what is baby oil made from?
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> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
> face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks
> his head out the window?
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> Why, Why, Why
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> do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
> getting dead?
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> Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is
> not enough money?
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> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
> billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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> Why do they use sterilized needles
> for death by lethal injection?
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> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
> revolver at him?
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> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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> Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are
> always white?
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> Is there ever a day that mattresses
> are not on sale?
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> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
> something new to eat will have materialized?
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> Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum
> cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
> the
> vacuum one more chance?
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> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
> fixtures?
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> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
> the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
> we complained about the heat?
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> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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> And my
> FAVORITE.........
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> The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering
> from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if
> they're okay, then it's you.
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lakngulf
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1/2/2012 8:40:54 AM
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Great way to get us started, Hub. I like those. Just the other day I thought about the "sleep like a baby" one. We have two new grandsons in the family (Nov 21 and Dec 27) and "sleep like a baby" has definite meaning.
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architect
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1/2/2012 12:01:03 PM (updated 1/2/2012 12:02:10 PM)
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HAPPY NEW YEAR HUB!!
I have to admit that one about checking the frig struck close to home. Especially this time of year when I'm sick of all the nonrefrigerated holiday cakes, cookies and misc. munchies still sitting out on the kitchen counter.
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