Old Timers
Sex
This is
too funny to be dirty - enjoy!
The
husband leans over and asks his wife,
'Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
We went
behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and i made
love to you.'
'Yes', she
says, 'i remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How
about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's
sake?'
'Oh Jim, you
old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police
officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, i've got to see
these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
i'll just
keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.
So he
follows them.
The
elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided
by walking sticks.
Finally,
they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old
lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she
leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then
suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever
seen.
This goes
on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and
moaning and screaming.
Finally,
they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The
policeman is amazed.
He thinks
he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After
about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering
the old
couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on.
The
policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself,
this is
truly amazing, i've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the
couple passes, he says to them,
'Excuse
me, but that was something else.
You
must've had a fantastic sex life together.
is there
some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking,
the old man is barely able to reply,
'Fifty
years ago that wasn't an electric fence!!
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