Name:	LonghornBoater -	Reply
Subject:	Busted
Date:	1/11/2012 4:22:53 PM

He Said To Me!


 
He said to me . ... . i don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
i said to him ...... . . You wear underwear don't you?


He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
i said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink
while i sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart


He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money i gave you?
i said to him .. ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
i said to him .. . They don't have time.

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
i said to him .. ... i don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
i said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
i said. . . A widow.

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
i said to him ... . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
  


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