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LonghornBoater
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Subject: |
Italian Tradition
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Date:
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1/27/2012 3:01:18 PM
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Why italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their
handguns down
through the
family. An old italian grandfather is dying. He calls his
grandson to his bedside,
Guido, i wan' you lissina me. i wan' you to
take-a my chrome plated
38 revolver, that has been in our family for
the last sixty years, so
you will always remember me." Thank God, i
never had to use it!
"But grandpa, i
really don't like guns at all. How about you leave me
your Rolex watch
instead?"
"You
lissina me, sony boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da
business, you gonna have
a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home
and maybe many
bambinos. " "Somma day you gonna come-a home
very late and maybe
finda you wife inna bed with another man.
"Whatta you gonna
do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up'
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