Name:	LonghornBoater -	Reply
Subject:	Italian Tradition
Date:	1/27/2012 3:01:18 PM

Why italian Fathers and  Grandfathers pass their handguns down
through  the family. An old italian grandfather is dying.  He calls his
grandson to his bedside, Guido, i wan' you  lissina me.  i wan' you to
take-a my chrome plated 38 revolver, that has been in our family for
the last sixty years, so you will always remember me." Thank God, i
never had to use it! 

"But grandpa, i really don't like guns at all.  How about you leave me
your Rolex watch instead?"  

"You  lissina  me, sony boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da
business, you gonna have a beautiful wife,  lotsa money, a  big-a home
and maybe many bambinos.  "  "Somma day you gonna come-a home
very late and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.

"Whatta you gonna do then?  Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up'