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LonghornBoater
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I'll try to hit the button just once this time
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Date:
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2/23/2012 11:40:18 AM
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Miss Beatrice,
The
church organist,
Was
in her eighties
And
had never been married.
She
was admired for her sweetness
And
kindness to all.
One
afternoon the pastor
Came
to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She
invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As
he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
The
young minister noticed a cute glass bowl
sitting on top of it.
The
bowl was filled with water, and in the water Floated, of all
things, a condom!
When
she returned
With
tea and scones,
They
began to chat.
The
pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
About
the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him
and he could no longer resist.
'Miss
Beatrice', he said,
'i
wonder if you would tell me about this?'
Pointing
to the bowl.
'Oh,
yes,' she replied, 'isn't it wonderful?
i
was walking through the park a few months ago and i found this little package
on the ground.
The
directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease. Do you know i haven't had the flu All winter.'
if you
don't send this
To
five GOOD friends
Right
away
There
will be
Five
fewer people
Smiling
in the world.
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| Name: |
BamaKat
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I'll try to hit the button just once this time
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2/23/2012 4:17:09 PM
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Another afternoon the Pastor went by to see Mrs Beatrice and she went to the kitchen to make tea, he noticed a bowl of nuts on the table, he had not had lunch yet so he began to eat them. Mrs. Beatrice returned in a few minutes with the tea and the pastor said "i'm sorry I have not eaten today & I just ate your bowl of nuts" Mrs. Beatrice said "that's ok I had already sucked all the chocolate off"
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