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Kizma Anuice
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TITTIE painting business
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2/26/2012 8:57:33 AM
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While at Mardi Gras getting items for Pirate Island, I got distracted by the tittie painting operations. After careful observation, I decided that the Lake Martin area needed a TITTIE PAINTING BUSINESS. Thus, in the next several weeks I will be opening "TITTIE-PALOOSA"
I am trying to decide if this should be a land based business or if it should be operated on a HOUSEBOAT.
Land based would be easier, but the Houseboat might be more profitable. I could start out at Chimney Rock. I could even paint a giant mural on the rock advertising my new business.
I could also do special appearances at the various bars, restaurants, and marinas, who would be willing to pay an appearance fee for the "TITTIE-PALOOSA" to be at their location for the day.
I am starting the procedure to get the "INTERNATIONAL TITTIE PAINTING COMPETITION" held here at the lake.
If I get lucky, we can have it on the day we were suppose to have AQUAPALOOZA. I think it might be a bigger draw, pun intended.
Since Hank Jr. does not have the NFL gig any more, maybe he will put in an appearance maybe Kid Rock at the Rock. And we could be "singin SWEET HOME ALABAMA all summer long"
Since the forum members have been so fruitful with helping new businesses in the past, I am hopint that some of you can give me some "tips" on what I need to do to make my tittie painting business a success.
I NEED A CHEAP HOUSE BOAT THAT I CAN HAVE MADE INTO A STUDIO
URL: TITTIE PAINTING BUSINESS
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| Name: |
Maddog
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TITTIE painting business
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2/26/2012 9:36:41 AM
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Hire Me!!!!!!! I'm the best damn tittie painter in the southeast. I say southeast because the southern titties are sooooo much easier to paint as opposed to the northern (too much bitchin) titties and the western (they think they're to good to have their titties painted) titties. Per my resume...I don't drink or smoke and I'll pretty much work for free 7 days a week from sunup to sundown and all hours in between. If you should need additional information, please do not hesitate to call me at BR-549. I'm one happy tittie paintin SOB.
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| Name: |
lakeguy
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| Subject: |
TITTIE painting business
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2/26/2012 9:41:10 AM
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you may want to start with your own
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| Name: |
Barneget
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Caution on Cost
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2/26/2012 11:06:09 AM
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A little cautionary note. Have not yet experienced the NOLA but have been to Key West and numerous bike events featuring artists and live canvasses. Based on those experiences, you may want to consider a day part price scheme. Early in the day, the paintees are generally smaller framed like those in the video, mid day moves into average, late afternoon will be dominated by the crowd sporting the size 24+ two piece suits and they take ALOT of time and paint. May be able to save time if you switch to a roller but the paint needed will still be substantial. Then again, you may be able to tie in with other local businesses, and use some of the 24+ clients as billboards.
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CAT BOAT
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| Subject: |
TITTIE painting business
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2/26/2012 11:23:31 AM
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Ha ha, now that sum funny chit right there. Whatever you do, DON'T put up a Ho's Hangout. It don't work. A good name for your new business would be BUMPERS FOR DOCKS. Just sayin'. Just don't call it Cathouse. Thats already confusing enough. Or, you could make a land based location over by Blue Creek, Your slogan could be--- 'VISIT BUMPERS FOR DOCKS,just down the road from Cathouse"
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| Name: |
BigFoot
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...better read quick b4 webbie returns from church
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2/26/2012 11:39:14 AM
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| Name: |
roswellric
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TITTIE painting business
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2/26/2012 12:07:20 PM
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Bumpers for Docks...now THAT's funny...
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GoneFishin
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Opening Special
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2/26/2012 12:13:56 PM
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Buy one, get the second free!!!!!!! Or, go on TV $19.95 and if you call within the next 15 minutes include a free belly ring. For another $9.95 use an oil based primer and the ultimate for $89.95 clearcoat it. Great potential.........
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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| Subject: |
Opening Special
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2/26/2012 12:18:26 PM (updated 2/26/2012 12:19:13 PM)
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And, if you buy NOW, we'll paint your friends Titties for FREE!. LMAO. Disclaimer ****add an additional $25.00 for Man boobs.
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| Name: |
BigFoot
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..need application form
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2/26/2012 12:44:38 PM
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to be the barker...some carnival experience ...can bark real good...
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| Name: |
GoneFishin
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| Subject: |
FREE ADVERTISING
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2/26/2012 3:39:06 PM
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You need to quit seeking free advertising and become a Forum sponsor as the Forum is supported by paid advertising. I guess you will qualify under the Painting category.
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| Name: |
lakeplumber
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| Subject: |
TITTIE painting business
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2/26/2012 5:55:45 PM
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If you decide to follow thru with the plans, let me know, I'll quit plumbing and start learning the painting trade.
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| Name: |
BigFoot
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FREE ADVERTISING
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2/26/2012 6:46:46 PM
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...but I need the job real bad...
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| Name: |
LoveCamping
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TITTIE painting business
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2/27/2012 5:37:15 AM
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I know of a VW Bus that has been converted into a houseboat that would be perfect for your lake based operations.
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