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Name:   LonghornBoater - Email Member
Subject:   > Colonoscopy
Date:   2/28/2012 2:27:49 PM

> Colonoscopy 
> >Dr Visit for a colonoscopy?  i went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.  His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room, and told me to get undressed and have a seat, until the doctor could see me .  She said that he would only be a few minutes.  After putting on the gown that she gave me, i sat down.  While waiting i observed, that there were three items on a stand, next to the exam table.  A tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.
> >
> >When the doctor finally came in i said, "look Doc, i'm a little confused.  This is my first exam.   i know what the K-Y is for, and i know what the glove is  for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?  At that, Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.  He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "dang it Evelyn !!!  i said a BUTT LiGHT!" 
> >
> > .......sort of like a Pabst smear> Live Well,> Love Much,> Laugh Often!            








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