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LonghornBoater
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> Colonoscopy
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2/28/2012 2:27:49 PM
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Colonoscopy
> >Dr Visit for a colonoscopy? i went into my proctologist's
office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to
an examining room, and told me to get undressed and have a seat, until the
doctor could see me . She said that he would only be a few
minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me, i sat
down. While waiting i observed, that there were three items on a
stand, next to the exam table. A tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a
beer.
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> >When the doctor finally came in i said, "look Doc, i'm a little
confused. This is my first exam. i know what the
K-Y is for, and i know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what
the BEER is for? At that, Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and
stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his
nurse, "dang it Evelyn !!! i said a BUTT
LiGHT!"
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> > .......sort of like a Pabst smear> Live Well,> Love
Much,> Laugh
Often!
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