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Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer who finds very unique,
colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his
mind...... Probably
always on time delay these days.
Feherty Quotes:
"Fortunately, he (Rory) is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the
strongest muscle in his body"
"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in
bacon."
"i am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the
birth of his next wife."
"They don't do comedy at the Masters. The Masters, for me, is like holding
onto a really big collection of gas for a week. it's like having my buttocks
surgically clenched at Augusta General Hospital on Wednesday, and surgically
unclenched on Monday on the way to Hilton Head."
Jim Furyk's swing - "it looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."
"He's (Luke Donald) a bloody walking ATM. i slid my AmEx between the
cheeks of his ass and out popped $500."
Describing VJ's prodigious practice regime - "VJ hits more balls than
Elton John's chin."
"That's a great shot with that swing."
"it's OK - the bunker stopped it."
At Augusta 2011 - "it's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day
like this would be to play golf on it."
"That was a great shot - if they'd put the pin there today."
"Everything moves except his bowels."
"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a
balloon near the edge of a cliff."
"That green appears smaller than a Pygmie's nipple".
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