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LonghornBoater
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Subject: |
When you think your job stinks
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Date:
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2/29/2012 10:45:05 AM
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When you have an
'i Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you
sometimes
have those days] Try
this out:
Stop at
your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home,
lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not
be disturbed.
Change into very
comfortable clothing and
sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and
remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface, so that it
will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part
begins.
Take out the
literature from the box and
read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made
by Johnson
& Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your
eyes and repeat out loud five times,
' i am so glad i do not work in the thermometer
quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.'
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