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Name:	LonghornBoater -	Reply
Subject:	Just Business
Date:	3/5/2012 3:02:34 PM

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City. The taxi driver, who happened to be an old Jewish man, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

She said to him, ?What's wrong with you honey? Haven?t you ever seen a naked woman before??

The old man said, ?Lady, i?m not staring at you, i am telling you, det vould not be proper vair i come from.?

She said, ?Well, if you?re not staring at my boobs, sweetie, what are you doing??

He said, ?Vell, i am looking and i am looking, and i am tinking to myself, vair is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride??

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