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The Yearly Physical
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3/11/2012 6:20:06 PM
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The Yearly Physical
> During my physical the other day, my doctor asked me about my daily
> activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:
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> "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank
> eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and
> down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out
> of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four
> "leaks" behind big trees."
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> Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an
> outdoors man!"
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> "No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer."
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