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LonghornBoater
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Good o'l George
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3/12/2012 4:08:18 PM
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An
80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal
results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you
doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and i are tight. He knows i have poor eyesight, so
He's fixed it so when i get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When i'm done, poof! The light goes
off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
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little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he
says, "George is doing fine! But i had to call you because i'm in awe of
his relationship with God. is it true that he gets up during the night, and
poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light
goes off?"
"Oh, sweet Jesus!' exclaimed his wife. "He's pissin' in the
refrigerator again!"
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architect
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Good o'l George
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3/13/2012 8:04:31 AM
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I've heard that one before, he//, I may have told it, but it's still a classic. But hey LB, make those of us in our 60's feel better. Next time you tell it, make George 90 instead of 80!
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LonghornBoater
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Good o'l George
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3/13/2012 6:00:15 PM
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I'm turning 65 this month myself so i probably would remember to make the adjustment.
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