Name:	LonghornBoater -	Reply
Subject:	Daughter's Pronouncement
Date:	4/2/2012 12:16:03 PM

My Daughter walked into the family living room last night and said "Dad,
cancel my allowance immediately, forget the College tuition, rent my room
out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, iPhone, iPod, and
my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash
Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw
me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't
forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any one that wants
it."

Well, she didn't put it quite like that, She actually said ...


"Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Muhammad. We're going to work together on
President Obama's re-election campaign.