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HubCap
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THE JOB INTERVIEW
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5/2/2012 8:46:11 AM
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> Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas
> Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three
> of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
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> The blondes all nodded.
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> The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting
> back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective,
> you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as
> distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth."
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> So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew
> it after about two seconds. "Now," He said, "did you notice any
> distinguishing features about this man?"
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> The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
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> The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in
> this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
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> The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
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> The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face
> for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice anything
> unusual or Outstanding about this man?"
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> "Yes! He only has one ear!"
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> The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what
> I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course
> you can only see one ear! You're excused too!"
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> The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
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> The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said,
> "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He flashed the photo in her face
> for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice
> anything distinguishing or Unusual about this man?"
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> The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses. "
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> The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking
> at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a
> puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears
> contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"
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> The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooooo! With only One eye
> and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
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