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architect
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The Parrot
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6/11/2012 9:59:26 PM
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A woman walks past a pet shop and sees a beautiful parrot in the window with a "SPECIAL only $20" sign on the cage. She can't resist and goes inside. "Why is the parrot so cheap?" she inquires.
The clerk says "Well I have to be honest. This parrot has spent the last 15 years in a house of prostitution and is occasionally quite vulgar."
She thought about it but was intrigued by the parrot's beauty, it's history and the bargain price. She buys the bird.
When she gets home she sits the parrot's cage on the coffee table, looks at the bird and says "OK, talk to me." The bird looks around the room then looks at her and after a few minutes says "Nice new house, nice new madam." The woman laughs and thinks that's not so vulgar.
About an hour later her 13 and 15 year old daughters arrive home from school. The bird shouts "Nice new house, nice new madam, nice new hookers!" The mom and girls are offended but they all laugh it off considering the bird's history.
Moments later the woman's husband Keith comes home from work. The bird looks at him and said "Hey Keith, what do you think the new place?"
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HubCap
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The Parrot
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6/12/2012 11:40:44 AM
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oops !!!!! ( LOL )
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