(Lake Martin Specific)
111,139 messages
Updated 4/21/2024 6:43:43 PM
Lakes Online Forum
83,594 messages
Updated 4/20/2024 12:08:27 PM
Lakes Online Forum
5,193 messages
Updated 4/3/2024 3:47:36 AM
(Lake Martin Specific)
4,169 messages
Updated 4/16/2024 3:16:57 AM
Lakes Online Forum
4,169 messages
Updated 4/15/2024 11:05:05 PM
Lakes Online Forum
4,260 messages
Updated 3/24/2024 9:24:45 AM
Lakes Online Forum
2,976 messages
Updated 3/20/2024 11:53:43 PM
(Lake Martin Specific)
169 messages
Updated 5/31/2023 1:39:35 PM
Lakes Online Forum
98 messages
Updated 4/15/2024 1:00:58 AM
|
|
|
| Name: |
HubCap
- 
|
|
| Subject: |
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
|
|
Date:
|
8/12/2012 5:09:22 PM
|
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She
seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single
roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs
new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...
"Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes
and quickly parted.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked,
"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you
were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, ..... but all men...
are men!
Global Facts About = Sex
At any given moment:
FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex - right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.
You hang in there, sunshine!
|
| Name: |
architect
-
|
|
| Subject: |
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
|
|
Date:
|
8/17/2012 6:47:24 PM
|
Dang Hub
I just got back from vacation and was feeling pretty spry, then I read the end of your post and come back to earth. Indeed what my cousin says applies to lots of us..."When I wake up in the morning I'm stiff everywhere except where I want to be!"
|
|
|
New Post
Search
Jokes Forum
Reply
»
Alabama Lakes
»
Lake Martin
Login
|
Home
