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HubCap
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: Distracted Driving Incident
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8/21/2012 12:42:54 PM
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> This morning on the Interstate,
> I looked over to my left and there was a
> Woman
>
> In a brand new
> Cadillac
>
> Doing 65 mph
>
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> With her
> Face up next to her
>
> Rear view mirror
>
> Putting on her eyeliner.
>
> I looked away
> For a couple seconds...
> to continue shaving
>
> And when I looked back she was
>
> Halfway over in my lane,
>
>
> Still working on that makeup.
>
> As a man,
>
> I don't scare easily.
> But she scared me so much;
> I had to put on my seat belt
> and
> I dropped
> My electric shaver
>
>
> Which knocked
>
> The donut
> Out of my other hand.
>
> In allThe confusion of trying
> To straighten out the car
>
>
> Using my knees against
> The steering wheel,
>
>
> It knocked
>
> My Cell Phone
>
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> Away from my ear
>
>
> Which fell
>
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> Into the coffee
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> Between my legs!
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> Splashed,
>
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> And burned
>
>
> Big Jim and the Twins,
>
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> Ruined the damn phone,
>
> Soaked my trousers,
>
>
> And disconnected an
> Important call.
>
> Damn women drivers!
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