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Two Vermonters, Larry and
Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar, sipping wine.
Larry turns to Doug and
says, 'You know, i'm tired of going through life without an education.
Tomorrow i think i'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.'
Doug thinks it's a good
idea and the two leave.
The next day, Larry goes
down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions,
who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Larry says.
'What's that?'
The dean says, 'i'll give
you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking,
because you own a weed eater, i think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true, i do have a
yard.'
'i'm not done,' the dean
says. 'Because you have a yard,
i think logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, i do have a house.'
'And because you have a
house, i think that you might logically have a family.'
'Yes, i have a family.
'i'm not done yet. Because
you have a family, then logically you must have a wife.
And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'
'i am a heterosexual.
That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because i have a weed
eater.'
Excited to take the class
now, Larry shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar.
He tells Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English,
History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Doug says, 'What's
that?'
Larry says, 'i'll give you
an example. Do you have a weed eater?'
'No.'
'Then you're gay
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