Name:	LonghornBoater -	Reply
Subject:	Oh how far we've come
Date:	10/25/2012 11:18:55 AM

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and i will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced), Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

i was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... i called a Suicide Hotline.

i had to press 1 for English. i was connected to a call center in Pakistan. i told them i was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if i could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed.