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LonghornBoater
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Oh how far we've come
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10/25/2012 11:18:55 AM
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the
children of israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels,
and i will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was
introduced), Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed
your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
i was so depressed last night thinking about
Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security,
retirement funds, etc .... i called a Suicide Hotline.
i had to press 1 for English. i was connected to
a call center in Pakistan. i told them i was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if i could drive a
truck......
Folks, we're screwed.
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