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Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	An Irish Tale
Date:	11/12/2012 9:28:10 PM (updated 11/12/2012 9:35:19 PM)

A farmer in County Kerry, Ireland had an old cow that had been giving less and less milk every day. He saw an ad in the Irish Times of a cow for sale by a farmer in County Galway. The most important words in the ad..."Gives 3 times the milk per day as the average cow!" The farmer drove to County Galway and buys the animal. Indeed the cow was everything promised. The farmer soon was producing enough milk from the one cow to supply his own family's needs and still have a surplus to sell in the village. After a few months he decides to breed the cow in hopes of getting another prolific milk producer. He has a well known local bull brought in to do the job. The bull was willing but everytime he tried to mount the cow she moved away. He approached from the rear and she stepped forward. He approached from the right and she side-stepped further right. He approached from the left and she retreated further left. This went on all day. Finally he calls in the local vet and explains the problem. The vet gives a quick look at the cow, scratches his chin then turns to the farmer and asks "Did ya boi chance parchase this cow in County Galway?" The farmer is astounded "Tis fer shure oi did parchase this animal in Galway, but pray tell how could ya know that fact joost boi lookin at her?" The vet answers "Oim married to a woman from County Galway!"

Name:	h_hob -	Reply
Subject:	An Irish Tale
Date:	11/13/2012 12:50:38 PM

Archie,

You need to stick to the joke section. Your jokes are much better than your political opinions.

Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	An Irish Tale
Date:	11/13/2012 1:12:03 PM

Maybe so...then again a lot of your political opinions may be funnier than my jokes! :-)

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