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HubCap
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THE ALPHABET
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11/18/2012 4:57:05 AM
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> THE ALPHABET
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> A is for apple, and B is for boat - that used to be right, but now it won't
float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic
instead.
> A's for arthritis; B's the bad back; C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
> D is for dental decay and decline; E is for eyesight, can't read that top
line! F is for farting and fluid retention; G is for gut droop, which i'd rather
not mention.
> H high blood pressure - i'd rather it low; i for incisions with scars you can
show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend; K is for knees that crack when
they bend. L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory - i forget
what comes next. N is neuralgia in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones
that don't grow!
> P for prescriptions, i have quite a few, just give me a pill and i'll be good
as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to
two.
> S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears; T is for tinnitus, bells in my
ears! U is for urinary, troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you
know.
> W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X-ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year i'm left here behind; Z is for zest i still have - in my
mind!
> i've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and i'm keeping twenty-six
doctors fully employed!
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