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Name:	LonghornBoater -	Reply
Subject:	It's a comin'
Date:	1/3/2013 10:26:26 AM

> Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in the
> > Bozeman, Montana airport, while waiting for their respective flights..
> >
> >
> > One is an American indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a
> > Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show, and the third
> > passenger
> > is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State
> > University
> > from the Middle East ....
> >
> > Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two
> > Westerners
> > learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls
> > into an uneasy lull.
> >
> > The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table,
> > tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, and lights a
> > cigarette.
> >
> >
> > Finally, the American indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, 'At
> > one
> > time here... my people were many... but sadly, now we are few.'
> >
> > The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, 'Once my people
> > were
> > few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?'
> >
> >
> > The cowboy removes his cigarette from his mouth and from the darkness
> > beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . . .
> >
> >
> > 'i reckon that's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, But i do
> > believe , it's a-comin'.

Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	Remember this one?
Date:	1/4/2013 7:51:39 AM

A plane flying over high mountains is in trouble. The pilot comes into the passenger cabin, explains the situation and informs that there only hope is to reduce the weight by having at least 4 passengers volunteer to jump from the plane. Immediately a Brit rises and shouts "God save the Queen" as he jumps. A Frenchman jumps with the declaration "Vive la France". A German is next with the cry "Deutschland uber alles". Then the cabin is quiet. The pilot informs that at least one more volunteer is needed. A Texan rises and walks to the open door...he grabs a sleeping Mexican sitting next to the door, tosses him out shouting "Remember the Alamo".

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