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LonghornBoater
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Subject: |
Deep Thoughts and Beer
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Date:
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1/30/2013 11:03:16 AM
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i mowed the lawn today, and after doing so i sat down and
had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink
facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally i thought about an age old question:
is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the
nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more
painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive
thinking, i have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a
baby;
and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
"it might be nice
to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You
know, i think i would like
another kick in the nuts."
i rest my case.
Time for another
beer.
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