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Splinters
in her crotch
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree-hugging, liberal
Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a
good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big
tree.
As she neared the top she encountered an
endangered spotted owl that attacked her. in her haste to escape, the
woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. in
considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she
was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get
all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and
then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could
help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The
angry woman demanded, "What took so long?" He smiled and then told
her, "Well, i had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before i could remove
old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a waste treatment
facility. i'm sorry, but due to Obamacare they turned you down."
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