A  man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman
he  ever saw boarding the plane. He  soon realized she was heading 
straight towards his  seat.
As  fate would have it, she took the seat right beside  his.
 
Eager  to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
"Business  trip or pleasure?"  She  turned, smiled and said, 
"Business."
 
I'm  going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in 
Boston   ."
 
He  swallowed hard.
Here  was the most gorgeous  woman he had ever seen sitting next to 
him, and  she was going   to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
 
Struggling  to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's  your 
business role at this convention?"
 
"Lecturer,"  she responded. "I  use information that I have learned 
from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about   
sexuality."
 
"Really?"  he said. "And what kind of  myths are there?" "
 
"Well", she  explained, "One popular myth is that African-American 
men are  the most   well-endowed of all men,
when in fact it  is the Native American Indian who is most likely to 
possess that  trait."
 
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best  lovers, when   
actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the  best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best  
stamina is  the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and  blushed.

"I'm sorry," she said, "I  shouldn't really be discussing all of 
this with  you. I  don't even know your name..."
 
"Tonto,"  the man said, "Tonto  Goldstein, but my friends call me   
Bubba.