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Name:   hibill - Email Member
Subject:   Testifying
Date:   5/24/2013 11:36:44 AM

An old man with very thick glasses is testifying against a man he claims was stealing chicken. The defense attorney looks at the old man and said: Mr. Jones it appears you have very poor eye sight, just how far can you see? The old man think for a few moment and replied; I can see the moon, how far is that? I rest my case.



Name:   architect - Email Member
Subject:   Testifying
Date:   5/25/2013 5:13:10 PM (updated 5/25/2013 5:14:24 PM)

Former Senator Howard Baker of TN told the story of his early days as an attorney in rural east TN. One old man who he was defending in a criminal proceeding told him during a pre trial conference..."Now Howard, iffn hit gets to be obvious to ye that the only thang ats gona keep me out o jail is me a tellin a lie, you jes let me know and I'll shore tell it."







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