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Name:   Dippin Skinny - Email Member
Subject:   An Alchoholic, A Chain Smoker and a Gay Man....
Date:   6/3/2013 3:33:37 PM (updated 6/3/2013 3:35:33 PM)

....are walking down the street when God appears before them. "Mend your ways, staighten up your lives, or your addictions will be the end of you," God says and then dissapears into the mist.  The three are shaken but continue walking down the road in silence.  Soon they come to a bar and the alcoholic walks right in and orders a beer. The other two remind him of God's message but he drinks the beer down anyway.  Suddenly there is a flash and the drunkard is gone.  Visibly shaken the chain smoker and the Gay man walk nervously down the road when suddenly the smoker sees a smoke lying on the sidewalk, still lit and only half-smoked. He begins to reach down for it when the gay guy stops him and says, " If you bend over to pick up that cigarrette we're BOTH DEAD!!

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