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Sage comments and advice
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7/13/2013 5:17:12 PM (updated 7/13/2013 5:22:08 PM)
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As I got older I was pleased that I seemed to have more patience, but I now realized it is actually that I have reached the point where I just don't give a sh't.
The best form of birth control for those over 50 is nudity.
Woman's work is never done...so let 'em get up earlier.
Dolphins are so smart that within one week of capture they are able to train humans to feed them all the free fish they can eat.
Did you ever stop to think whether a dog really is man's best friend...gee, would a man ever cut off the testicles of his best friend?
It is a perfect summer day when the sun is out, a cool breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, the hammock is hung, the drink is icy cold and the lawnmower won't start.
God is a great inventor...he took one rib from Adam and invented the loudspeaker.
My wife asked me what I planned to do today "Nothing" I told her. She asked "Well, isn't that what you did yesterday and the day before?" "Yes" I replied "but I didn't finish."
A few thoughts on exercise and walking....
Experts suggest that walking a few miles each day adds several minutes a day to your life...meaning, if you start walking early enough in life, at 92 you can spends 2 extra months in the nursing home at $5000 / month.
My Grandpa started walking 5 miles a day when he turned 60. We figure he has now walked at least 50,000 miles and we have no idea where he is.
I must say I do enjoy long hikes, especially if they are taken by someone I don't like.
It is best to walk very early in the morning...hit the road before your brain figures out what you are up to.
I spent $600 and joined a health club last year to lose weight. So far I haven't lost an ounce...how was I supposed to know you actually have to go to the place to get any benefit.
Another good reason to exercise is so that when you die everybody will say "Don't he look good?"
If you decide to take up cross country skiing start with a small country...maybe Leichtenstein instead of Canada.
If I get concerned about my looks I seek out a nice bar with a happy hour...by the time I leave I think I look fine.
I took up walking just to hear heavy breathing again!
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