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HubCap
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To Be 8 again!
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7/27/2013 7:19:35 AM
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> To Be 8 again! > > A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. > > Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. > > 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror . > > On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. > > Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. > > He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. > > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! > > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. > > He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again? > > Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. > > 'I meant my dress size, you crazy retard!!!!' > > The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
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hibill
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To Be 8 again!
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7/30/2013 10:51:57 AM
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Wife and all her lady friends loved that joke.
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